Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police
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Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
Buenas noches por la noche
Edit: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.